Turn Around, Bright Eyes

I launched Stock Car Driver's website last night.  I won't be typing his name out here to avoid the DuJane google bump when his search engine rankings are already not where I want them to be, so he'll remain SCD for now.  But check him out.  I've already had to moderate one comment.  And by moderate I mean delete.  After saving a copy because it was hilarious.  Inappropriate, but hilarious.

I'll be working the Rockford Home Show this weekend and the first one of you who brings me Starbucks will get a hug.  No really.  I will hug any of you random creepy internet stalkers that show up, provided you're carrying a venti chai latte or a mocha.  The good news is that I'm not set up next to the Total Eclipse of the Heart Hot Tub Guy or the Flag Pole Man this year.  Bad news?  I'm next to the 82" television guy.  I'm warning you, TV Guy.  If your TV is playing the Total Eclipse of the Heart video, Ima kill ya.  And I'll get away with it.  Justifiable homicide.

I can't count the number of people who have emailed me today about Carly Simon revealing the target of "You're So Vain".  Love it.  Love you guys.  Clowns in my coffee, all of you.

Have a great weekend, my friends.