Four people were shot during the celebration - by Tank Johnson alone!

I know this post will come as a huge crushing disappointment to most of my family and many of my friends, but seriously, what do you expect? I like seeing my man happy, and nothing makes him happier than da Bears in da Superbowl.

This is our crew, the boys I've watched da Bears with all season long. From left to right: Woody, Hot Guy, Joe and Jay.

I was really hoping that the Bears would face the Patriots in the Superbowl, so that I could watch Hot Guy and GoAway duke it out again, but we can't always get what we want, can we?

Can I hear a "da Bears," people?! I wanna see you shuffle!

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JAKE

01/22/2007 12:03PM

Bandwagoner.

CarolAnne

01/22/2007 12:13PM

I have to do it.....

Go Colts!!

I'm from central Indiana afterall.

At least you get to watch the game with hot guy. My guy goes to a buddy's house to watch all the Colts games. It's ok - I just go to the bar!

Jane

01/22/2007 12:57PM

Hot Guy goes to a buddy's house too - that's where that photo was taken last night. But he invites me too.

Tell your man that unless he includes you in his football plans, you'll become a Bears fan!

#2.1

Lydia

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01/22/2007 03:32PM

My football watching guy is in Kuwait. Top that for sob stories.

#2.1.1

sarpon

01/22/2007 02:10PM

This game is historic!

Not only is the first time two SEC quarterbacks have faced off since 1977, but Rex is the first Gator quarterback in the the Superbowl, ever!

Peyton Manning seems like a nice guy and he's done a lot of great things, but he never did beat the Gators.

Lydia

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01/22/2007 03:34PM

I hadn't even thought of the SEC implications! I'm pretty sure both Florida and Tennessee have beaten my Wildcats every year for about the last 25. So...I'm in the Colts camp. However, Bears fans, don't fear, my dad is a way-back Bears fan.

#3.1

Ima Wurdibitsch

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01/22/2007 03:14PM

This is a sports thing, right?

Jane

01/22/2007 03:55PM

Lydia, if you lived closer to me, I'd invite you to watch every sporting event with us. But at the same time, I'm a little afraid that your football knowledge would be far too much of a turn-on and I'd lose Hot Guy (as well as my entire harem of platonic man friends) to you.

lydia

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01/22/2007 06:11PM

See, I need a new set of guys to impress with my football knowledge. All the ones I know have forgotten that I'm a girl.

#5.1

Jane

01/22/2007 06:12PM

Sounds like somebody needs a new pair of CFM boots and a few shirts that show more cleavage!

#5.1.1

CSIGirl

01/22/2007 04:26PM

As long as Hot Guy doesn't start singing that moronic song again, I will give ya a GO Bears!

Jane

01/22/2007 04:28PM

The moronic song that I provided as the soundtrack to this post?

#6.1

CSIGirl

01/22/2007 04:56PM

Yes, that would be the one, I can never remember the name.

My speakers at work make everything sound like the chipmunks are singing, so I can't listen to your musical clips.

Jane

01/22/2007 05:08PM

I've never posted a song by The Chipmunks, but now I want to.

#7.1

01/22/2007 07:41PM

Go Bears!

If my Pats aren't playing, I'm rooting for Da Bears!

You made my day with Sweetness and the Superbowl Shuffle.

Jane

01/22/2007 08:51PM

Well, you know, runnin' the ball really is like makin' romance.

Heee.

#8.1

Go Away NOW!

01/22/2007 08:41PM

Is Hot Guy going to wear stupid shades and a sweatband around his head for the superbowl? Because I need to see pictures of that. He is so lucky The Pats got robbed from their superbowl seat - because how could a team coached by a guy called "Lovey" expect for one second they have the balls [oblong or not] to win the superbowl?

God Bless Peyton Manning.

Jane

01/22/2007 08:52PM

I'm not sure if he had planned on a costume, but I am certainly going to plant that idea in his mind. That sounds hot.

Something tells me you are taunting poor HG. That's kinda hot too.

#9.1

Go Away NOW!

01/22/2007 09:42PM

pssst - don't tell HG, but I'm trying to steal his girlfriend.

Come on, Hot-Boy. Bring it.

#9.1.1

Jane

01/23/2007 10:17AM

~snort~ at "Hot-Boy"

I guess if he doesn't show up, you win me by default?

#9.1.1.1

twenchie

01/23/2007 11:16AM

I'm still in mourning for the Patriots.

(sob)

I'll route for da bears because, well, fuck the Colts.

#10

LitreOfCola

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01/23/2007 11:46AM

Go Big Blue!!! Hey Hot Guy, you ready to talk smack about my Colts???

#11

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 12:14PM

Indianapolis is a fine town. I've circled scenic I-460 many-o-times. While I have never actually been within the city limits, I am sure there are many exciting things to do. I enjoy Peyton Manning's many commercial spots. Especially the one where he wears that mustache. Heh heh, mustaches are funny. And the one where the guy is scalded by the cappuccino. I think there needs to be a song about Indianapolis. I will work on that. I could use some help figuring out what rhymes with Indianapolis. Acropolis? Polis means city in Greek. I guess that means "Indiana-polis" means city in Indiana. I wonder why there is an Indianapolis in Iowa, and Oklahoma too. I would have thought Oklahomapolis would be more appropriate. Did you know that the Colts were the first team to have cheerleaders? That's back in the Baltimore days though. I learned that on Wikipedia. I also learned that Peyton Manning requested to wear black shoes when Walter Payton died. That was a nice gesture. It didn't say if he wore them or not, just that he requested to wear them. Bubba Smith was a Colt. Man, I loved those Police Academy movies. Especially that guy that made the funny noises. In conclusion, Urlacher is freakin' awesome.

#11.1

Go Away!

01/23/2007 01:32PM

Oh my. You're a funny little Hot-Boy.

What's not comical about a scalded teenage-barrista? That's good ad writing.

I'll tell you what's not comical - that stupid Ditka portion of the new Coors commercials. Ditka. There's a name for you. WTF is up with the monnikers for Bears coaches?

#11.1.1

Lacy

01/23/2007 12:36PM

With my second word ever spoken being "
Bears" I of course will be cheering for my team come SBS. I believe Urlacher is awesome, but my heart will always belong to Tommie Harris from MY school, OU.

#12

LitreOfCola

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01/23/2007 12:51PM

I can't really bash the Bears and I appreciated the not bashing of the Colts... A good friend of mine played for them for four years...Joe Odom, formerly No. 59, you might have seen him a time or two on special teams. Yes, I was well aware that the Baltimore Colts were the first NFL team to have cheerleaders. That was a question on our cheerleading test we had to take, but it was the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders that put the "sex" in NFL cheerleading.

I too love those Peyton commercials! I think currently he is endorsing five or six different companies. Oh and it's 465...not 460.

Looking forward to "the day" the Colts and Bears play!

#13

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 01:12PM

Ah, yes, 465..that was just a typo. As every good motorist knows, 465 indicates that it is a spur of I-65 (which travels north/south as indicated by being an odd number). The 4 being an even number thus indicates it is a beltway going around or leading to the city. Bears.

#13.1

Go Away!

01/23/2007 01:35PM

Is there a certain girth requirement in order to pronounce "da bears" correctly?

#13.1.1

Jane

01/23/2007 04:02PM

With as much Buffalo Chicken Dip as I've made this season, the girth issue is taking care of itself.

#13.1.1.1

Marc

01/23/2007 01:28PM

I ate at a Hooters in Indianapolis once. True story.

#14

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 04:42PM

Buffalo Chicken Dip's key ingredient is Hooters sauce. Coincidence?

What other questions were on the cheerleading test?

A) If a train leaves New York at 4pm towards Los Angeles traveling at a constant velocity of 60mph, and another train leaves Seattle at 3:15pm travelling 65mph, then give me a P-E-Y-T-O-N!!!! What's that spell?

Answer: Peyton.

So what ever happened to the Honey Bears?

#14.1

Go Away!

01/23/2007 04:48PM

I have some frozen Hooters sauce leftover from when the 100 babies were still nursing.

What? No?

#14.1.1

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 05:15PM

Maybe by the time those babies are out of college, the Patriots will be in another Superbowl.

#14.1.1.1

Jane

01/23/2007 05:22PM

That's kind of ironic considering that my brother was born in 86 and he's halfway through college now . . . ha!

#14.1.1.1.1

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 05:32PM

I should go down and visit him for the Superbowl....I will be the only one alive on that campus that has seen them win it before. I will be a real hit with the ladies. Especially when they learn I know all the words for the Superbowl Shuffle.

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Jane

01/23/2007 05:38PM

It's not really the lyrics that bring the ladies running. It's that dance you do.

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Go Away!

01/23/2007 05:41PM

I think I already know the answer to this: is there a slight overbite of the lower-lip that accompanies that dance?

And when you're not shuffling, H-B, do you mimick the gopher from Caddyshack?

#14.1.1.1.1.1.1.1

LitreOfCola

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01/23/2007 05:41PM

Hey Hot Guy, did you know there are seven NFL teams without cheerleaders? Name the other six besides the Bears. That was one of the test questions.

#15

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 05:51PM

Here are the list of teams without cheerleaders, and the reason why they don't have them.

Cleveland Browns - nobody knows what the hell a Brown is anyway
Detroit Lions - Too dangerous
Giants - The fans didn't appreciate the cheerleaders being equally giant.
Green Bay Packers - Good god, have you seen the women in Wisconsin?
Jets - Don't they play in Jersey? That answers the question right there.
Pittsburgh Steelers - steel bras and pom pons too cumbersome
Bears - God found them to be a bit distracting, so he asked Ditka (nicely) to get rid of them.

#15.1

Jane

01/23/2007 05:41PM

Breaking News!

Judge allows Tank Johnson to travel for Super Bowl

By Carla K. Johnson
ASSOCIATED PRESS

11:53 a.m. January 23, 2007

SKOKIE, Ill. – Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson will play in the Super Bowl – with court approval and a warning from a judge to stay out of trouble.

Cook County Judge John Moran granted a defense request Tuesday to allow Johnson to leave the state as he awaits trial on gun possession charges. The Bears will play the Indianapolis Colts in the Super Bowl in Miami on Feb. 4.

Moran set no special restrictions on Johnson but said he must obey the law “or dire consequences will result.”

#16

Hot Guy

01/23/2007 05:52PM

Is snorting coke off a strippers ass considered obeying the law?

#16.1

lydia

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01/23/2007 05:53PM

Ooh, are laws only binding if the judge tells me that I, personally, have to obey them?!?! Why did I not know this before!

#16.2

Go Away!

01/23/2007 05:57PM

Laws are only binding if you're not a famous athlete whom a judge has told personally, or if you don't have me as your lawyer. I am happy to discuss rates in private.

~eyebrow waggle to Janey~

#17

Jane

01/23/2007 05:59PM

Sweet. I've always wanted to snort coke off a stripper's ass. Now I have a lawyer that will get me . . . oh god. I can't even finish that sentence.

#17.1

Go Away!

01/23/2007 06:03PM

thud

#17.1.1

Wags

01/23/2007 09:16PM

From a decent Packer fan, congrats to non-White Sox Chicago fans who get to experience greatness. While I will be cheering for the Colts, I think that Peyton Manning is proof that the human skull can be deformed by the wearing of a football helmet too early and often in childhood.

#18

Hot Guy

01/24/2007 09:12AM

No more care packages of booze for you, young man.

#18.1

LitreOfCola

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01/24/2007 10:36AM

Very good, Hot Guy! Even knew the reason why there are no Bears cheerleaders anymore. How come the Bears allow the guest high school and sometimes college cheerleaders to perform?

#19

CarolAnne

01/24/2007 12:16PM

Wait a minute...

Hold everything...

Hot Guy does a dance while singing the Superbowl Shuffle???

That's Hot!!

#20

Hot Guy

01/24/2007 03:23PM

Yes, I play the role of Steve Fuller, perhaps the worst dancer of all the shufflers. Let us not forget his brilliant role in the pounding of the Cowboys/Falcons in 1985.

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